| 2009 Master List! |
[07 Jan 2010|09:29pm] |
Here it is -- the master list of all art and fic posted in ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) smutty_claus in the sixth amazing year of the fest. ♥ All stories are also mirrored at our JF community.
All authors and artists are now free to post their work on their own journals or other archive sites. If you use the Archive of Our Own, please feel free to add your story to the smutty_claus collection.
I hope you enjoyed this year as much as I did, and will join us again in 2010! Signups will begin September 1; if you'd like to receive a reminder you can leave a comment here.
View the Master List here.
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| Posting is complete! |
[01 Jan 2010|10:01am] |
All our gift fics and artwork have been posted! The identities of our secret Santas will be revealed by January 7. Until then, you have a full week to catch up on your reading and reviewing! Browse through well-loved pairings, or discover new favorites. Immerse yourself in long stories, or admire some gorgeous artwork. Make sure to leave a comment if you like what you see -- the authors and artists may still be anonymous, but they love to hear from you. :)
This fest would not have been possible without several dedicated elves -- my deepest thanks to dragyn_42, el_em_en_oh_pee, in_a_tizzy, lunalovepotter, nightfalltwen and pocketfullof, who assisted with posting throughout the month, averted disaster on numerous occasions and pitched in when my paying job got in the way of my mod duties. And of course, thanks to the unbelievably awesome bsafemydeers for pinch-hitting again, for the 4th time. Seriously.
I'd like to thank all the participants for making this fest great for another year. Thank you for sharing your love of HP, your enthusiasm, your generosity, and your incredible imaginations with us! You make this fest a joy to run, and I hope you'll all join us for another fabulous exchange in 2010 -- signups will begin on September 1 for all participants. Comment here for a signup reminder.
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| Unpleasant business |
[01 Jan 2010|09:50am] |
This year, the following people signed up to participate in smutty_claus and did not complete their assignments: cheapxdate, da_angel729, danirosealoise aka dani_meows, heather11483 and tarie.
Per community rules, they will not be eligible to participate in future years.
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| FIC: A Girl, A Boy, and a Sofa (Draco/Ginny) |
[31 Dec 2009|10:51am] |
To: a_shadow_there
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: A Girl, a Boy, and a Sofa
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Summary: A Hogsmeade weekend turns a lot more interesting.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~1,500 words
Warning: Underage sex
Author's notes: I’ve never started and discarded so many attempts at a story before; everything I was attempting just seemed so formulaic and blah. I apologize for there not being any plot in this following smutty, but at least this attempt didn’t bore me to tears! Much, much thanks to r_becca for having an infinite amount of patience with me. I really hope you like this, a_shadow_there!
Read the story here.
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| FIC: Puzzles and Paradise (Hermione/Oliver) |
[30 Dec 2009|07:30pm] |
To: myownmuggle
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Puzzles and Paradise
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Hermione/Oliver
Summary: Hermione hasn't ever been a fan of spontaneity, and this trip isn't starting out to change that, but when she runs into an old acquaintance, he seems to think maybe he can change her mind.
Rating: either hard R or barely NC17
Length: ~9,600 words
Warnings: none
Author's notes: The recipient asked for a bunch of things, some of which were exotic locations, rain, books, sexual tension that eventually gets resolved, stranded somewhere or adrift, which were the elements I (more or less) included here.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: Sleeping with Ghosts (Harry/Cho) |
[30 Dec 2009|11:30am] |
To: r_becca
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Sleeping With Ghosts
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Harry/Cho
Summary: When Harry and Cho cross paths far from home, painful secrets are disinterred.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~13,700 words
Warnings: (highlight for spoilers): character deaths (not Harry or Cho), underage sex, violence (non-sexual), mild blood/gore, drug use
Author's notes: Happy Smutmas, Rebecca! Thank you for your incredible patience while I flailed around endlessly trying to finish this. Extra-special thanks to K. for being the worldís fastest beta.
After the reveals, I will discuss the Chinese cultural issues and phenomena depicted herein on my journal, where I will also provide a very long list of thanks to everyone else who helped me with this story.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: No One Else is Allowed to Ravish Hermione (Ron/Hermione) |
[29 Dec 2009|06:14pm] |
To: bsafemydeers
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: No One Else Is Allowed To Ravish Hermione
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Summary: Ron is pleased they have got the hang of sex; unfortunately, it's with Hermione, so he can't boast about it.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~4,100 words
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Many thanks to E for the read through.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: A Raid Gone Wrong (Lucius/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, Ron/Hermione) |
[29 Dec 2009|12:21pm] |
To: parseltonguepen
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: A Raid Gone Wrong
Author: Anonymous
Pairings: Lucius/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Summary: The trio raid Malfoy Manor, narrowly escaping with their lives but leaving two members of the Malfoy family dead. During Ron and Hermione's wedding, Lucius enacts an old law: Hermione is duty bound to marry him until she provides an heir for the one she killed.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~7,600 words
Warnings: Non consensual sex, character deaths, violence/disturbing content
Author's notes: Thank you to my beta, G.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: Four Sundays (Neville/Millicent) |
[28 Dec 2009|09:55pm] |
To: lady_caetlyn
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Four Sundays
Author: anonymous
Pairing: Neville/Millicent
Summary: A lot can change in a month’s time. Neville learns this for himself when he unexpectedly runs into an old schoolmate.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~8300 words
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Merry Christmas, Lady Caetlyn! I hope this story is to your liking. All hail the magnificent R for betaing and handholding.
Read the story here.
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| ART: Greedy (Harry/Pansy) |
[28 Dec 2009|12:54pm] |
To: selinakyle47
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Greedy
Artist: Anonymous
Pairing: Harry/Pansy
Rating: R
Summary: Pansy gets what she wants. Next time, it's Potter's turn.
Warnings: light BDSM (blindfolding), underage participants (both 17)
Artist's notes: selinakyle47, I was delighted to get your assignment, and I had lots of fun with it.
Thanks to R for listening to me complain in the middle of the night, and to r_becca for running a great fest (as always!).
View the NON-WORKSAFE ARTWORK here.
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| FIC: Playmates (Ron/Ginny) |
[27 Dec 2009|07:08pm] |
To: el_em_en_oh_pee
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Playmates
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Ginny Weasley
Summary: As far back as Ron could remember, he'd thought of Ginny as his. There are some feelings you never outgrow.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~7,600 words
Warning: Incest
Author's notes: el_em_en_oh_pee, you had a lot of terrific prompts/requests and I tried to fit as many in as possible here. I know you'd mentioned Hermione as a squick, but you also wanted this to potentially fit into post-DH/pre-Epilogue canon, so I couldn't ignore her entirely. She exists, but is only mentioned in passing. I hope that works for you. As for the pairing, I'd never written this particular flavour of Weasleycest before, so it was a fun challenge to pull off. I really hope you enjoy it. Happy Holidays!
Thanks to my betas and support team. Without R., E., M. and S. there would be no fic. My love and gratitude to r_becca for being the most patient and understanding of mods. Bonus points to anyone who gets the literary reference to the book Luna lent Ginny.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: While We Can (Harry/Ginny) |
[27 Dec 2009|11:10am] |
To: dragyn_42
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: While We Can
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Summary: During HBP, a late-night tryst in the Gryffindor Common Room leads to a rash decision.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2,500 words
Warning: Underage sex
Author's notes: Thanks, r_becca, for being patient with me while I poked this into life.
Read the story here.
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| FIC: A Change in the Weather (Snape/Hermione) |
[26 Dec 2009|06:38pm] |
To: effronteaumonde
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: A Change in the Weather
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary: Saving Severus Snape seems to have set the course of Hermione's life. And to have introduced her to a nest of Slytherins.
Rating: NC17
Length: ~12,000 words
Warnings: none
Author notes The world of HP and its characters belongs to Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made. I hope effronteaumonde enjoys this version of what she asked for. Thanks to my beta readers L and A, who both helped to improve this (outasight), and to r_becca for granting me time (lots of time!) to finish the story.
Read the story here.
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| ART: Play Time (Draco/Pansy) |
[26 Dec 2009|11:36am] |
To: ldymusyc
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Play Time
Artist: Anonymous
Pairing: Draco/Pansy
Summary: When Pansy plans an evening together, there's no getting away.
Rating: R
Warning: light bondage
Artist's notes: I hope you like it :-) Enjoy!
View the NON WORK-SAFE ARTWORK here.
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| FIC: Like a Lightbulb in a Dark Room (Seamus/Luna) |
[25 Dec 2009|06:44pm] |
To: thimble_kiss
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Like a Lightbulb in a Dark Room (Waiting For You to Turn Me On)
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Seamus/Luna
Summary: In the depths of the dark year at Hogwarts, Seamus Finnigan gets a Christmas kiss he just can't forget.
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4,600 words
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Thanks to R. and A. for the quick read-throughs! To thimble_kiss, who I'm told is a model s_c paticipant, I hope this is to your liking; Merry Christmas!
Read the story here.
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| FIC: In search of gainful employment and other virtues (Lucius/Hermione) |
[25 Dec 2009|12:00pm] |
To: leni_jess
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: In search of gainful employment and other virtues
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Lucius/Hermione
Summary: The Ministry's full employment plan leads Hermione down an unusual path when she is assigned Draco Malfoy as one of her cases.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~10K
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Thank you so much to E. for being an awesome beta! ♥
Read the story here.
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| FIC: Celebration (Harry/Ginny) |
[24 Dec 2009|06:42pm] |
To: mhersheybar
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Celebration
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Summary: Another Quidditch match won and someone spiked the punch.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~4000 words
Warnings: underage sex (under 18), underage drinking
Author's notes: 7th year AU. mhersheybar, I had a great time writing this for you, and your prompts were so much fun to work with. I really hope you enjoy it :)
Read the story here.
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| FIC: Ripples in the Wake (Katie/Oliver) |
[24 Dec 2009|11:38am] |
To: roses_at_sunset
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Ripples In The Wake
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Katie/Oliver
Summary: In the aftermath of the war, 'pureblood' doesn't mean quite what it did in the past.
Rating: R
Length: ~49,000 words
Warnings: None
Author's notes: roses_at_sunset, I stalked investigated your 'preferences' on your LJ, then tried to accommodate as much as I could - including your favourite pairing. This fic that ran away with me is what resulted, which I feel like I should almost apologize for. I really (really) hope you enjoy it! If nothing else, I've learned in my endeavors that Oliver is one tricky bugger to write, and gained a new respect for those who have tackled him in the past :) Thanks to r_becca for both her patience, and for running this great fest every year!
Read the story here.
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| FIC: Showstopper (Draco/Hermione) |
[23 Dec 2009|08:23pm] |
To: snegurochka_lee
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: Showstopper
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Summary: An attempt to save his failing business has an effect on his life that Draco never imagined.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~7,200 words
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Thank you to K for the beta and oh, so much feedback. Thanks to S and L for cheerleading and giving me their input along the way. There's no way this would have gotten written without you lot. I wish a very happy holidays to snegurochka_lee, and I hope you enjoy the fic. Any potions/science errors fall squarely on my shoulders- please don't blame Draco and Hermione! Happy reading!
Read the story here.
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| FIC: It Was All A Dream (Viktor/Hermione) |
[23 Dec 2009|12:04pm] |
To: luvscharlie
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: It Was All a Dream
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Viktor/Hermione
Summary: A recurring dream leaves Hermione wanting, but decidedly unsatisfied. A special assignment from Kingsley changes all of that.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Sometimes that which leaves us wanting ultimately leads us to the most fulfilling. This may not meet your exact request, but I hope you enjoy it. Many thanks to the beta team and the men and women who inspire our smutty dreams.
Read the story here.
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