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2008 master list! [05 Jan 2009|09:53pm]
Here it is -- the master list of all art and fic posted in [info]smutty_claus in the fifth fabulous year of the fest. All stories are also mirrored at our JF community.

I hope you enjoyed this year as much as I did, and will join us again in 2009!

(Specialis Revelio!)

gifts are all posted! [01 Jan 2009|09:59am]
Our Secret Santas' identities will be revealed in one week. Until then, why not plan to do a little reading and reviewing? Our authors and artists may be anonymous, but they still love to read your comments. Immerse yourself in long stories, or admire some beautiful artwork. Rediscover old favorites, or if you're looking for something new and different, try one of the 23 pairings that was introduced to the fest this year: Binns/Pince, Cedric/Angelina, Charlie/Luna, Draco/Rita, Draco/Rose, Lysander/Lily II, Lysander/Lily II/Lorcan, Michael/Hermione, Oliver/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Ron/Susan, Scorpius/Rose, Seamus/Lavender, Sirius/Rita, Snape/Charity Burbage, Snape/Hermione/Draco, Snape/Hermione/Lucius, Snape/Pansy, Snape/Rita, Teddy/various, Teddy/Victoire, Theo/Pansy and Tom/Minerva.

I'd like to thank a few people for helping me out behind the scenes. Thanks to my elf [info]lunalovepotter, and to [info]pocketfullof for making a couple of posts when I was busy with other stuff. Thanks also to [info]florahart for helping with a story, and to [info]cheapxdate for going above and beyond. Thanks to everyone who volunteered to fill in -- even though I didn't need to call on you this year, just knowing you were there helped me sleep easier at night.

2008 was the smoothest fest I've ever run, and that's because of our wonderful participants. Thank you all for being a mod's dream come true. You're talented, enthusiastic, responsive, and above all you really capture the spirit of giving that this fest is all about. You've made this fest a joy to run, and there's just no way I'd miss it next year.

Mark your calendars for signups on September 1!
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unpleasant business [01 Jan 2009|09:36am]
This year, the following people signed up to participate in [info]smutty_claus and did not complete their assignments: [info]oh_honestleigh and [info]oracleholly.

Per community rules, they will not be eligible to participate in future years.

FIC: Coming to Life (Snape/Pansy) [31 Dec 2008|03:48pm]
To: [info]odogoddess
From: Your Secret Santa


Title Coming to Life
Author ??
Pairings Snape/Pansy, hint of Snape/Millicent
Summary When Slytherin females decide to do a Slytherin male a favour, it's possible they all think too hard about what that means.
Rating NC-17
Warnings Smut. Slytherins. No squicks.
Word length 5,435 words
Author's notes [info]odogoddess, you asked for "a clueless Snape/seductress Pansy moment", and "Slytherin motivations". I hope Snape is sufficiently clueless, here! The motivations (real or imagined) are thick on the ground. You should find a few other things you asked for. I hope it pleases you.
Thank you to my beta reader S and her good eye for significant detail, and to [info]smutty_claus moderator [info]r_becca, whose patience is unearthly.


Read the story here.

FIC: At Every End, There is a New Beginning (Harry/Hermione) [31 Dec 2008|09:23am]
To: [info]simons_flower
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: At Every End, There Is A New Beginning
Author: ??
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Summary: Harry is having a hard time adjusting to life after the war. When things get too overwhelming, there’s only one place he can think to go.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Firstly, thanks to Rebecca for being so patient and helping keep me on track! Also a HUGE thank you to my stand-in beta “L” who not only made amazing edits, but did it all under a time crunch. I hope you like it [info]simons_flower, I worked very hard to write something you’d enjoy!


Read the story here.

FIC: Second Chances (Draco/Luna) [30 Dec 2008|04:21pm]
To: [info]irenacandy
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Second Chances
Author: ??
Pairing: Draco/Luna
Summary: Five years after the War ends, Draco returns to Hogwarts to settle debts.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Author's notes:Slightly AU. Many thanks to [info]r_becca for her patience and to W for her helpful comments. All other mistakes are mine. I do hope you enjoy this one, [info]irenacandy!


Read the story here.

FIC: Nothing is Real but the Girl (Bill/Tonks/Charlie) [30 Dec 2008|09:14am]
To: [info]luvscharlie
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Nothing Is Real But The Girl
Author: ??
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley
Summary: Bill and Charlie are home for the holidays and ready to continue their most unconventional relationship with Nymphadora Tonks, but will sibling rivalry and some unexpected emotions get in the way of their Christmas cheer?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bondage, dirty talk, anal sex (het only), double penetration, threesome, faux dub-con
Author's notes: This one is for [info]luvscharlie who requested: a threesome, tattoos, fluffy endings, snow, a Christmas theme, humour and incredibly hot sex, and so that's what I gave her. I really hope this is what you wanted, my dear. Happy Smutty Claus!

As always, eternal thanks to my betas and helpers for getting me through writing this relatively unscathed, and to [info]r_becca for being such a brilliant and understanding mod.


Read the story here.

FIC: Worth Keeping (Snape/Luna) [29 Dec 2008|04:09pm]
To: [info]damned_queen
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Worth Keeping
Author: ??
Pairing: Snape/Luna
Summary: Snape had gone to the Squealing Pig for some peace and quiet, and instead he got Luna Lovegood in a fluffy scarf.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Snape’s drunk, so the consent is murky at first – but it makes more sense in context.
Author/Artist's notes: Thanks so much to [info]r_becca for running another round of this wonderful fest. I adore writing this pairing and I’m glad I got another chance to do so. [info]damned_queen, I hope you like this. :) Thanks to R for the beta and Brit-pick and L, my lover, for the beta.


Read the story here.

FIC: Private Gifts (Harry/Ginny) [29 Dec 2008|08:59am]
To: [info]almond_joyz
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Private Gifts
Author: ??
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Summary: Harry and Ginny are home from their last year at Hogwarts for the holidays, need more be said?
Words: ~6100
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Author's notes: Wow, my first exchange ever and its for [info]almond_joyz, one of the excellent writers whose works got me into H/G smut. This really was an excellent opportunity for me to write a thank you gift to a great author. I also need to thank my beta (you know who you are), who helped organize my admittedly dense writing into something more readable, as well as our wonderful moderator Becca, both for running the exchange and for giving me the extra time I needed when real life interfered.


Read the story here.

FIC: Caritas (Snape/Charity Burbage) [28 Dec 2008|04:26pm]
To: [info]cmwinters
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Caritas
Author: ??
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Charity Burbage, a bit of Bloody Baron/Helena Ravenclaw, and a brief implication of Snape/Lily Evans
Summary: A chance meeting in an ancient sacred place. A sacrifice.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Canonical character death, violence
Author/Artist's notes: Happy holidays, [info]cmwinters, and I hope this warms your December a bit! I've taken some artistic license with pagan lore, and all errors are my own. Thanks to J. for everything.


Read the story here

FIC: Across the Divide (Marcus Flint/Katie Bell) [28 Dec 2008|11:13am]
To: [info]kereia
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Across The Divide
Author: ??
Pairing: Marcus Flint/Katie Bell
Summary: As Voldemort gains power, Katie and Marcus start to learn there is more to life than Quidditch.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mild violence, and profanity
Author's notes: Kereia, well, you asked for a story with plot and I did try to oblige. I do hope this fulfills somewhat what you were looking for, and you're not scared off by the length. Much thanks to the ever patient and understanding moderator of this fest who puts up with late submissions *cough*, and runs an all around great event every year.


Read the story here.

FIC: The Problem with Dating a Professor Named Neville (Neville/Ginny) [27 Dec 2008|04:16pm]
To: [info]lyras
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: The Problem with Dating a Professor Named Neville
Author: ??
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Twelve-year-old James is horrified to discover his mother’s boyfriend and his Herbology professor at Hogwarts are the same person.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta for looking it over. Merry Christmas, [info]lyras! I do hope you enjoy the story!


Read the story here.

FIC: How Not to Marry a Weasley (Charlie/Tonks) [27 Dec 2008|10:32am]
To: [info]grayglube
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: How Not to Marry a Weasley
Author: ??
Pairing: Charlie/Tonks
Summary: Charlie and Tonks are at an impasse on a fundamental disagreement: she thinks she should go kick ass in Auror training, and he thinks she should be popping out red-headed babies. Guess who wins?
Rating: R
Warnings:
Author's Notes: I do hope that you like this! Your request was pretty open-ended, and somehow this was what the image of a gal strangling a bloke with her thighs inspired from me.


Read the story here.

FIC: Whosoever Shall be Found (Snape/Hermione/Draco) [26 Dec 2008|07:15pm]
To: [info]serpenscript
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Whosoever Shall Be Found
Author: ??
Pairing(s)/Characters: Draco/Hermione/Snape
Summary: After the Dark Lord's victory, Hermione flees, but she isn't as safe as she thought.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: about 3400
Warnings: AU, dark themes, non-consensual sex
Author's notes: Many thanks to [info]r_becca for running a fabulous fest I always get such enjoyment out of (and for her infinite patience) and also to a certain someone (*COUGH*) for the last-second beta. >.>


Read the story here.

ART: Nice Work, Evans (James/Lily) [26 Dec 2008|01:26pm]
To: [info]glockgal
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Nice Work, Evans
Artist: ??
Pairing: James/Lily
Summary: For some people, taking down Death Eaters qualifies as foreplay.
Rating: R
Warnings: some minor violence
Artist's notes: [info]glockgal - I had a great time working on your request. I hope you like it! Thanks so much to [info]r_becca for yet another great fest.


View the NON-WORKSAFE ARTWORK here.

FIC: Vestiges (Remus/Tonks, Remus/Tonks/Sirius) [26 Dec 2008|09:12am]
To: [info]penknife
From: Your Secret Santa


Title:Vestiges
Author:??
Pairing(s):Remus/Tonks, (past) Remus/Sirius , Remus/Tonks/Sirius
Summary: It was supposed to be simple.  It was just sex, and I wanted to have it with both of them.  So why did it have to get so complicated?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Minor incest (Sirius/Tonks, but theirs is not the focus of this story) Also, Sirius' death is dealt with here.
Author's notes:  Grateful thanks to my trusty beta.  To my recipient: Merry Christmas, and I hope it fits.  If nothing else, it sure beats a fruitcake. 


Read the story here.

FIC: A Single Step (or Three) (Neville/Luna) [25 Dec 2008|08:01pm]
To: [info]oncologisted
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: A Single Step (Or Three)
Author: ??
Pairing: Neville/Luna
Summary: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, even if it's a trip that Neville's not sure he's willing to take yet.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None

Author's notes: Happy Holidays, [info]oncologisted! I hope you enjoy this.


Read the story here.

FIC: This is the Night (Harry/Ginny, Sirius/Ginny) [25 Dec 2008|12:35pm]
To: [info]pocketfullof
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: This is the Night
Author: ??
Pairing(s): Harry/Ginny, some Sirius/Ginny
Summary: Harry is dead and Sirius Black has reappeared. But Ginny is haunted by dreams hinting that all is not what it seems.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Potentially disturbing content.
Author's notes: Dear [info]pocketfullof, I really hope you enjoy this gift as much as I have enjoyed writing it! Castlerigg stone circle is a real (and very beautiful) place; I hope I haven't taken too many liberties in my descriptions of it. The story shares a title with a Weird Sisters song that was performed at the Yule Ball in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film. Many thanks to my beta-reader, nameless for the moment, for being a huge help with this story.


Read the story here.

FIC: Two Exiles (Draco/Luna) [25 Dec 2008|08:44am]
To: [info]gingeraled
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: Two Exiles
Author: ??
Pairing: Draco/Luna
Summary: Two exiles find they’ve chosen the same city to build their lives, and realize they have more in common than they could have guessed.
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Author's notes:  A million thanks to [info]r_becca for her patience and for her work with this fic exchange, and to F., who did an 11th hour beta job.  I hope you enjoy this, [info]gingeraled
 

Read the story here.

ART: The Education of Teddy Lupin (various) [24 Dec 2008|07:36pm]
To: [info]snegurochka_lee
From: Your Secret Santa


Title: The Education of Teddy Lupin
Artist: ??
Pairings: Teddy/older women, Tonks/Fleur
Summary:
Rating: R
Warning:Infidelity
Artist's notes: Happy Holidays, Lee! I wanted to show each lady and the after math of their explicit affair, however, your pairings were so intriguing- just depecting them, I ran out of time. I will let you come to your own conclusions.


View the NON-WORKSAFE ARTWORK here

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